I was visiting someone very close to me in the E-Ward and I noticed in the next room that this woman had a paper fetish. Paper was everywhere, paper balls, paper was shredded into millions of pieces.It looked like it was snowing in that room. I mind you this woman was fully naked, I noticed that she had some strips of paper hanging out of her ass. I asked the nurse " Is she ok? Is she expecting a fax or something"?

Maybe she was using her backside as a shredder, since she had strips hanging out of it.
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