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>It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one
>minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
>additional 5
>months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
>
>My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's
>97
>years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
>
>The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
>breathing again.
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>I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
>pound.
>Apparently you have to show up.
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>I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
>I'm
>doing.
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>I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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>I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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>The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
>
>If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
>
>And last but not least:
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>I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
>
>You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
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