An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
>He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
>
>It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
>and both did excellent work.  He finally decided that in the morning,
>whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
>
>Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
>
>She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin.
>
>The executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this
>before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>
>Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like hell.
>
>

to let the lumberjack off