Now, frankly, I'd prefer a Hot Rod Princess!!  Whatever made you say, Ford Escort when you could drive a Ford Focus? But then, F-O-R-D stands for "FIX ORIFACES- REPAIR DAILY."  You could have a blown Poncho Trans Amy? Or a Grand Prix, an Intrigue, Luv, Mistique, Opti-ma, Prowler, Cruiser, Rabbit, Ramcharger, Rebel, Rodeo, Scamp, or a even a Ford Wrangler.

My favorite is a Hot Rod Forearri Testiaroussa.  That's an expensive Italian job, has an independent rearend with 4:11 gears, extended straight pipe and 12 cylinders, uses 'em all, got overdrive. You can really get lost.

Thanks to Arkie Shipley.

dammm ,  I really walked into that one, hahahah, you got me!!