A man went to the hospital Emergency Room to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the nurse attending, the patient and his girlfriend had a few drinks and then sex.
Afterwards, she found the wedding ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring onto his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got onto yourhoohoo.

3. Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring