I thought this was funny enough to post here for all to enjoy!

A young woman who had been married for several years
was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's
lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to
add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and
finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear
she had seen in a novelty shop. One evening when she
was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as
usual, watching television, she took a shower,
freshened up, and donned her crotchless undies and a
slinky negligee.

She then strolled between her husband and the
television and suggestively tossed one leg up on his
chair arm.  "Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?", he replied, "look what it did to
your underwear."