Book Report-Pretty funny!!!
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My  Life' by Bill Clinton.  
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton  :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton  :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton  :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton  :...... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton  :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton  :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton  :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton  :..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton  :.....    Clinton  doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton  :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton  :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing