A very elderly woman enters an adult toy store.

She looks at the clerk and in a tremulous voice, asks "Sonny, do you sell vibrators?"

He replies very politely, "Yes ma'm"

Then she asks in just a tremulous voice "do you have any about this long?"  And holds her trembling hands about 9 inches apart.

He replies, "Of course, ma'am"

And then she asks "And this round?"  At which her trembling hands indicate an instrument around 5 inches in circumference.

He replies, "Certainly, ma'am."

To which she asks in a weak voice, "We'll, can you tell me how to turn it off?"

-- Modified on 9/13/2013 9:23:43 PM