Frankie and his wife are having hard financial times, to they decide she'll become a hooker. Since this is her first time, Frankie drops her off on the corner at sundown and tells her he'll be parked around the corner and will be back to pick her up around 6:00 AM. So the sun starts to come up and Frankie drives back around to pick up his wife.
She gets in the car and Frankie asks her: "So, how did you do?" The wife replies: "I made $60.25!" Frankie seems puzzled. "You only made sixty bucks? And who gave you 25 cents?" he asks her. His wife replies:
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