A college student picked up his date at her parents' house.

He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.

To his dismay, she ordered the most expensive items on the menu: appetizers, lobster, champagne, the works.

Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home..??"

"No," she said, "but my Mother doesn't expect a blow job after dinner..!!"