A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is
wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative
fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion
sense." The man walks up tto him and says, "I didn't know you
were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies
sheepishly.

"So, really? How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."