Subject: E-mooning



We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

            means a smile and

            is a frown.

           Sometimes these are represented by

           

           

           Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
           Here goes:


           (_!_) a regular ass


           (__!__) a fat ass


           (!) a tight ass


           (_*_) a sore ass


           {_!_} a swishy ass


           (_o_) an ass that's been around


           


           (_x_) kiss my ass


           (_X_) leave my ass alone


           (_zzz_) a tired ass


           (_E=mc2_) a smart ass


           (_$_) Money coming out of his ass


           (_?_) Dumb Ass

           You have just been e-mooned!

I'm going to save this.  They're great.