A recently divorced man was walking along the beach pondering his troubles when he stumbled across a strange looking bottle.He picked it up and removed the cork and a Genie came out in a cloud of smoke. The Genie of course thanked him and the two talked for a while and though the Genie wanted to show his thanks he wanted to do so quickly and so he said he would grant the man the customery 3 wishes with 1 stipulation.Everything he wished for himself his Ex wife would get double.So the man wished for a great mansion and "POOF" there was his mansion but his wife had 2. Next he wished for 5 million dollars. "POOF" there was his money but his Ex got 10 million. A strange ,sly smile came across the mans face when the Genie inquired of his third wish.The man then said"I want you to beat me half to death"