> >Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he
> >sent Mary Louise to the hardware store.
> >
> >At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
> >as she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe
> >Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot?
> >
> >Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100!"
> >
> >"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. She
> >then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and
> >Joe Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge.
> >
> >From the backroom Joe Bob yelled " Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that
> >hinge?'
> >
> >To which Mary Louise replied "No, but I will for the teapot."