A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, 'D d d doc,  I've bbeen stttutering
ffor  yyyears and IIII'm tttired of it. Cccan yyyou hehehelp me?'

The doctor says, 'Well, I'll have to examine you to see  what's going on.'
So he examines him and says, 'Well I think I know what the problem is.'

The guy says, 'Wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?'

The doctor says, 'Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot  long and all the down
pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords..'

The guy says, 'Wwwat cccan we ddo?'

The doctor advises, 'Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.'

The guy says, 'Dddo it!'

The guy has the operation and three months later, he comes back into the doctor's
office and says, 'Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three months. My wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one.   I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.'

The doctor says, 'P p p piss o o o off. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!!!'