Two friends were talking in the locker room.

"My wife has completely lost interest in sex and I don't know what to do."

"My wife went through that and I found if we spiced up our sex she was much more interested.  I found that if we did it doggie style she was especially responsive."

"My wife is so conservative, I don't think I could get her to try anything different."

"My wife was like that, too, but if I could get her to drink a couple of martinis she loosened right up.  Give that a try."

After a few weeks the two friends were again chatting in the locker room.

"So, how did it go?"

"You were right about all that.  But I had to get her to drink three martinis before she would go out on the front lawn and two more before she'd bark!"