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Does the size matter?
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Does size matter?




   
   
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her
acceptance Sandy had to  confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim
that she  suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He  stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much..
   
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I
too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you  could deal with that once we are married."
   
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live
with your infant size  penis."
   
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim  whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing,  holding one another...
   
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the  room!
   
Jim ran after her to find out what was w rong. "You told me your penis was  the size of an infant!" she said.
   
"Yes it is .....  6 pounds, 3 ounces, and19 inches
long!!"

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