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Doctors vs Gun Owners
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Doctors  

(A)   The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

(B)   Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year   are   120,000.

(C)   Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of

Health Human Services.  

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Now think about this:
Guns  

(A)   The number of gun owners in the U.S.    is

80,000,000.  

(Yes,  that's 80  million)

(B)   The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups, is 1,500.  

(C)   The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner is..000188.

Statistics   courtesy of FBI

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So,   statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000   times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors   do.'

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FACT:   NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT  

ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

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Please alert your friends  to   this alarming threat.  

We must ban doctors  before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,

I withheld the  statistics on lawyers  

for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

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