A guy walks in Doctors office for his annual checkup.
The doc returns and tells the guy he's got bad news and good news.
The guy says "Give me the bad news first".
The Doc says "Well my friend , you've got full-blown AIDS!
then tells him the good news, "You also got Alzheimers so you can go home and forget about it!
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