~ Doctor Visit ~



I went into my Doctor's office for my first rectal exam.

His new nurse, a good looking blonde named Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.  She seemed confused and was mumbling to herself, something about "Men and their priorities", as she laid out some things on a table. As she left the room she handed me a gown and told me that the Doctor would be with me in a few minutes.

After putting on the gown I sat down. While waiting I observed that the nurse had put three items on a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer .

When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first rectal exam, but... I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new nurse.......



"Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!



I said a  BUTT LIGHT " !!!!