Erotic Humor
Two dwarves, Mike and Joe, decide to go out for a night on the town. They go to a bar and meet a couple of beautiful providers, agree on the donations, and from there get two motel rooms. Mike is laying there with this beautiful lady, but he can't get it up. She tries like hell, but to no avail. All the while, Mike hears Joe in the next room, "Here I come again! 1,2,3 ughhh!" all night long. The next morning the duo meet for breakfast and discuss their escapades with the wonderful providers. Mike says, "There I was, with a beautiful lady. She was ready to go, and I couldn't get it up. I'm so embarrassed." Joe looks at Mike, forlorned, and tells him, "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get up on the bed!"
Come on! It was a little funny?! 
it actually reads a little like a review i have in the queue.... 
Damn dude! Must suck to be so serious all the time. I have a few contacts in some of my accounts that you remind me of. My associates ask me how I can deal with them, and I say "I deal with them for 5 minutes. They have to live with themselves all day." Know what I'm sayin'?! ~
