His country spent a billion dollars on a new super fast helicopter that will make them the envy of all their friends and enemies.

They called upon their best pilot to take it up for the maiden voyage.

The copter took off and all was fine for a while until suddently the engine cut out and the copter crashed to the ground.

The rescue squad pulled up to the wreckage and miraculously the pilot was uninjured.

"What happened?" exclaimed the chief rescue person.

"I can't figure it out."  said the pilot.
"Everything was going along well but I started to feel a bit chilly, so I decided to switch off the fan and the damn things crashes!"

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