An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
> other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
> finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
> dinner & had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might
> work.
>
> They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the
> old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their
> physical relationship. “So, How do you feel about sex?” he
> asked, rather tentatively.
> “I would like it infrequently”, she replied.
> The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then
> leaned over towards her and whispered,
>
> “Is that one word or two?”