Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed  as a carrier of the HIV virus.

My parents live in a suburb of  Philadelphia and one of my sisters,  who lives in Bensenville, is married to a  transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and  selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who  are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.  The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.

Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as  the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.

Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, their heroin habits.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée  and look  forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be  totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation