Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and when I confront him he denies everything. What's worse, is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating .

Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV, while I work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like ! me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Clueless:
Dump him.  Since you became a New York Senator,
you don't need him anymore.