y wife came home, with something evidently on her mind.

"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" she asked.  

"No," I said.  

She gave me a sexy little, promising smile, then reached into her cleavage and slowly pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. Wow, this seemed to be 'going places.'  

"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?" she asked.  

"No," I said with anticipation.  

She gave me another sexy little smile, and slowly and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. I was getting curious at this point.  

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 100,000 dollars all crumpled up?"  

"No," I said, intrigued.  

She then said, "Well, go and take a look at your fucking street rod sitting in the garage.