A man is sitting at his breakfast table crying uncontrollably. His wife walks in and asks him why he is so upset. He explains, "Its our 20th anniversary!" and begins to cry even harder. The wife pats his shoulder lovingly and smiles warmly at him. She tells him he shouldn't carry on so. He asks her, "Do you remember when we first met, and I found out you were only 16... and your father told me I had to marry you or I would have gone to prison?"

The wife nods in agreement and says "I love that you are so moved by our anniversary!"

The husband replies, "it's not our anniversary I am crying about, I would have gotten out of prison today...."