40 years later that same couple were still together. One day the woman came home and told her husband that some of the young women at her office were going braless and that she tought it was a good look for her. Her husband barely looked up from his newspaper and said "Whatever".
She went in the bedroom and removed her bra, put her top back on and came back.
"Well, what do you think?" she asked.
Her looked up and replied "Well, it sure does take the wrinkles out of your neck."
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William and Amy had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex.
"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.
So he waits. They are engaged three looooong years, but finally the big day rolls around.
On their wedding night, Amy comes out of the bathroom and says, "I have some bad news. I have my period and I don't want our first time to be all bloody..!!"
William says, "You're kidding..!!"
Amy says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."
Amy goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 AM to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she notices William wide awake staring at the ceiling.
"There's no use, William," she said. "You might as well give it up and go to sleep."
"I would, except my dick's so hard, there's isn't enough skin left to close my eyes..!!"
