A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy  lunchtime.  They got behind a very large woman wearing a business suit complete  with pager.  As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"  

The mother bent down and whispered in the
little boy's ear to be  quiet.  A couple  of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"


The large woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother  gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.


After a brief  lull,  the large woman reached
the front of the line. Just then her pager began
to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life,
she's backing up!!"