A  woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in  bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for  him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of   Cocoa in
front of him.   He appears to be in  deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as  he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his Hot  Cocoa  .
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the  room,

'Why are you down here at this time of night?
The  husband looks up from his Cocoa, 'It's the 20th anniversary of  the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered  and starts to tear up.
The husband continues,  'Do you  remember 20 years ago when we started dating?  I was 18 and you  were only 16,' he says solemnly.
         
Once again, the wife is touched  to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.   'Yes, I do' she  replies.

The husband pauses.  The words were  not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in  the back seat of my car?'

Yes, I remember' said the wife,  lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband  continued.  'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face  and said, 'Either you r   marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for  20 years?'

I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He  wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 'I would have gotten out  today.'

Bwahahaha.  cute.