Ralph says to his doctor, "You gotta cure me of smoking. I'm smoking ten cigars a day."
The doctor says, "That's easy. Before you smoke a cigar, stick it far up your ass."
Two weeks later, Ralph walks back into the doctor's office.
The doctor says, "Did it cure you of smoking?"
Ralph says, "Yeah. Now all you have to do is cure me of sticking cigars far up my ass."