HEADACHES!
The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches.

The bad news is that, it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your
testicles, to press on your spine, and the pressure
creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles. Joe was shocked, and depressed. He wondered
if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but
to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
was missing an important part of himself.

He walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new
beginning, and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store, and thought, that's what I need...a
new suit.

He entered the shop, and told the salesman, I'd like a
new suit. The elderly tailor eyed him briefly, and
said, Let's see... size 44 long.

Joe laughed, That's right, how did you know?

Been in the business 60 years, the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, How about a new shirt? Joe thought for a
moment, and then said, Sure.

The salesman eyed Joe, and said, Let's see, 34
sleeves, and 16-1/2 neck. Joe was surprised, That's
right, how did you know?

Been in the business 60 years.

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

He walked comfortably around the shop, and the
salesman asked, How about some new underwear?

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, Let's see...size 36. Joe laughed,
Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old. The salesman shook his head, You can't wear
a size 34.

A size 34 would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache.

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS