A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to
a Tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes thru the swingin' doors he sees a sign hanging over the
Bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2..25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, The ole'
biker  walks up to the bar and beckons to The exceptionally attractive
female bartender Serving drinks  to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he
whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes",  "Yes,
I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".