theres a Pollock family sitting in the living room by the fire just relaxing. The Kids are on the floor playing, the wife is knitting and the husband is just sitting...relaxing. After a few moments of this the husband gets a wild idea. He leans over to his wife and says, Hey Hon...tell the kids to go outside and P...L...A...Y so we can FUCK!!!
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