Tired of sitting at home every night, a homely, single heiress decided to put an ad on Craig's List:

"Rich, sex-crazed, admittedly-not-good-looking woman wants man for quiet liaisons."

Then she sat by her e-mailbox, awaiting a response.

Lo and behold, moments after the ad appeared, she received a reply!  

Her heart thumping in her throat, she clicked to open the e-mail.

Looking on, the girl's mother asked excitedly, "So?  Who's it from?"

Her expression now dour, the young lady replied, "Daddy."