2 cowboys had been friends for many years riding the range together, cattle driving, fighting Indians, they were the best of friends. One day they pulled their horses up for a rest, climbed off them got a drink and the one cowboy Carl had to take a piss, whipped out his dick and a rattlesnake jumped out of the bush and bit him on the head of his dick. He screamed " Joe come help me", Joe came over saw what was happening and told Carl he would ride into town and find a doc. Joe finds the doc and tells him his friend got bit by a rattler and what should he do? The doc tells him he needs to cut open the bite and suck out all the poison. Joe halls ass back to Carl whose dick is now all swollen purple and pussy," whated the doc say Joe?" Carl asked, Joe looked down on his best friend and said,"the doc says your gonna die partner"