A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their
wedding night.  The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, "We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, "You want the 'Bridal'?"

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,  "Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to  it."