This cowboy rides into town, parks up his horse outside the saloon and goes in and orders 16 shots of red eye.
After gulping down all 16 shots he turns and glares at everyone menacingly. He then goes outside and his horse
is gone.

He strides back in and declares that 'if my horse isn't outside by the time I finish another 16 shots of red eye
the same thing is going to happen here as it did in Dodge City last Saturday, barman set me up'.

He again gulps down all 16 shots and glares around at everyone, goes outside and his horse is there exactly
where he left it. He starts to ride out of town when an old miner comes racing out of the saloon and says 'Hey
stranger, what did happen in Dodge City last Saturday'. The stranger turns around and says 'I had to f^cking
walk home didn't I'.