An elderly couple by the names of Sam and Bessie were vacationing in Texas.
Sam had always wanted a real pair of cowboy boots. Seeing a pair on sale one
day he buys them, wears them to the motel, walking proudly. He walks in and
says to Bessie, "Notice anything different about me???"

Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope!"

Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into
the room completely naked except for his boots.

Again he asked Bessie if she noticed any thing different?? Bessie looks up
and says, "What's different Sam?  Its still hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

"It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots," snapped Sam to
which Bessie replies, "You should have bought a HAT!!"