a teenager from the city went to spend some time with his country cousin. after a week of doing nothing but watching the weeds grow, the city boy said that he was bored out of his gourd and horny as hell to boot. his country cousin apoligised for the boredom but said that when he got horny that he would go out to the hog pen and have sex with one of the sows and would he like to try that? the city boy said "sure, i'll try any thing once".
so they went out to the hog pen, picked them a sow each, dropped their drawers and began their business. the country boy was having a good time as usual when he looked over at his city cousin who was just standing behind his sow with a dejected look on his face.the country boy asked his cousin what the problem was and his cousin replied that he didn't know, but before he climbed over the pen fence he had a hard on that you wouldn't believe and now that he was up close and personal it was as limp as a noodle. the country boy tok a closer look and exclaimed "no wonder, you picked out the ugliest damned hog in the pen"!!