Man goes into a cookie shop, says, "I'd like a chocolate chip cookie".

Cookie guy says "Sorry, fresh out of chocolate chip".

Man says, "No problem, I'll try a peanut butter".

Cookie guy says, "Sorry, fresh out of peanut butter".

Man says, "OK, how about a macaroon"?

Cookie guy says, "Sorry, fresh out of macaroons".

Man says, "Well jeez, what do you have? Anything?"

Cookie guy says, "Only thing left, pussy flavored cookie".

Man says, "Excuse me?"

Cookie guy says, "You heard me"

Man says, "Well, OK, sure, if that's all you have".

Man buys a pussy flavored cookie, takes a bite.

Man sputters, "ACK! Ptooooey, this tastes like shit!!"

Cookie guy says, "Turn it over".