An elderly man walks into a confessional at Sacred Heart Church and tells Father Quinn, "I am 92-years-old, have a wonderful wife of 70-years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.  Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.   We went to a motel, where I made love with each of them three times."

"Are you sorry for your sins..??" asks the Priest.

"What sins..??" asks the man.

"What kind of a Catholic are you..??" exclaims Father Quinn.

"I'm not Catholic," says the man, "I'm Episcopalian..!!"

"Then why are you telling me all this..??" asks the baffled priest.

"I'm 92-years-old," replies the man, "I'm telling EVERYBODY..!!"