This joke has been around for quite a number of years.  You've probably heard it in one vein, or another.  It's still a good joke for those who have never heard it before.  Enjoy......Gordon



There once was a religious young woman who went to confession.  Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The Priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven-times."

The Priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass, and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins..??"

The Priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face..!!"