An elderly man  walks into a confessional. The following conversation  ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a  wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great  grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls,  hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them  three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for  your sins?'

Man: 'What  sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic  are you?'

Man: 'I'm  Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me  all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old .....  I'm telling everybody!'