Another, in a long line of oldies for you.  Enjoy............Gordon


There once was a religious young woman who went to confession.  Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The Priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night, my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven-times."

The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Squeeze 7-lemons into a glass and then, drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins..??"

The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face..!!"