A guy goes hunting.
   He leans his gun against a tree.
   Just then, a gust of wind blows, the gun falls over and
   Discharges, shooting him in the genitals.
   Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
   Doctor.
   
   "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.  The good news is that
   you are going to be OK.  The damage was local to your groin, but there was
   very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
   
   "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
   
   "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
   to your penis which left quite a few holes in it.  I'm going to have to
   refer you to my sister."
   
   "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister
   A plastic surgeon?"
   
   Not exactly," answered the doctor.  "She's a flute player in the West
   Virginia Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your
   fingers so you don't pee on your shirt."