A businessman checks into a very fancy hotel and tells
the desk clerk that he has no meetings today and would
like some "companionship", price is no object. The desk
clerk says that he understands and someone will be at
his door in ten minutes. Ten minutes later there is
a knock on the man's door. He opens it and sees the
most beautiful woman that he has ever seen in his life.

He tells her, "I'm in no hurry today, let's go real
slow. What do you get for a hand-job?" She says, "$1000."
He screams, "$1000!  No hand-job is worth $1000!"

She pulls him to the window, points outside and says,
"You see that liquor store down there?  I bought that
store with the money that I got just from hand jobs!"
He gives her the money and sure enough the hand-job
is like nothing he's ever had before. She does things
that he didn't believe were possible with a hand. It's
worth every penny.

"That's incredible," he says. What do you get for a
blow-job?" She says, "$5000."  "$5000!  No blow-job
is worth $5000."

She takes him to the window and points, "You see that
Rolls-Royce dealership?  I bought that dealership with
money I got from blow-jobs."

He gives her the money and the blow-job is the greatest
thing he's ever known. Like rockets and fireworks and
explosions. When it's over, he says, "I've GOT to have
that pussy!" She takes him to the window, points, and
says, "You see that skyscraper?. . . If I had a pussy,
I could buy that skyscraper."