Here's 2-joke for you.  I thought they were both good.  I'd heard the one before....but not the other.  So, you may be thrilled, and then again.....you may not.  Enjoy.....Gordon



This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk..??"

The husband replied, "They had eggs.”

(And this is why women and men have so much trouble communicating.)



PLAYING DUMB..!!

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.  The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.  I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.  You might have gotten disability, too.'

And that's when the fight started...