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Even George Clooney has seen it!!
mrfisher 115 Reviews 4408 reads
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Even if it is shit, I've seen worse.

It's not as bad as those awful gore films where they run some poor gal through a meat grinder.

Those I won't watch.

This one is merely offensive, but I do like the GOG aspect of it.

BigGuy1976 1 Reviews 7287 reads
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Here's part of an Esquire interview with George Clooney:

"I tell him, "I asked the guy who does the Esquire Website what I should show George Clooney, and he said, 'Show him 2 Girls 1 Cup.' "

"What's that?"

"It's the most disturbing video in the history of videos."

"Show it to me."

"Really? I don't know."

"I can take it," Clooney says. "I'm a grown-up. We're all grown-ups."

"It's scarring. It'll scar you forever."

"Is it long?" he asks.

"No," I tell him, "but it's so disturbing. I saw it once and can never get it out of my mind. I can't watch it again."

"I want to see it."

Well, he asked. After a bit of searching, I find the link. I click it.

After several seconds: "It's not so bad," he says.

Three seconds later: "Oh."

Another two seconds: "Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!"

Clooney puts his hand over his mouth like he's going to throw up. He bolts from his chair and walks out of the room.

Clooney's longtime PR guy, Stan Rosenfield, wants to know what the fuss is about. Clooney tells him he just watched the most repulsive video he's ever seen. Rosenfield wants to see it.

"I want to go at least one second more than George."

"I've got to watch Stan watch it," Clooney says, recomposing himself. "It's like the rodeo -- see how long you can last."

Rosenfield lasts three full seconds before walking out.

Clooney, having regarded himself all morning, now just watches, doubled over with laughter.

Watch it if you dare but, remember, you've been warned lol  If you did watch how much did you get through before you freaked out?

TyrC 4502 reads
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1. It's not something I'd seek out or masturbate to but it's not the disgusting horror show I'd heard about.

2. I guess the rent had to be paid.

3. You want something sick? Watch the so called "Banned in 31 Countries! "Make Them Die Slowly!." The title explains the plot of this Italian cannibal gore fest! I love it but others can't watch it.

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