The economy has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

1. It's so bad that heard two prostitutes talking.

2. First prostitute says, "Times are so tough I gave a guy a free date just to get a free place to sleep!"
3. Second prostitute says, "Oh yeah? Last night I gave a guy a free blow jobs just to get a hot meal in my stomach!"

TyrC!